Married Homestuck CrackCanon Pairings

These three were requested by oyster-mion, but my computer decided to be a dick so I couldn’t save what they requested. Again it happened. And it decided to be a dick again and tag along with my internet so things were painfully slow.

Also, I think I did a shitty job with the lusus.

If I got any of these wrong, it’s because I had to quickly scribble the requests down before my computer restarted itself so I might have gotten something wrong.

Here you guys go.

There are two versions because well why the hell not.

It’s two birds with one stone really.

Two ships with one stone.

I don’t even know.

Here you go.

This is clearly a married couple.

Enjoy.